We've Moved!

You know you've moved to a small town when....

1. You can walk to Walmart, shop and be back to your apartment in less than 20 minutes.
2. You can call the wrong doctor's office to make an apt with a pediatrition and they call back to let you know they've gone ahead and set one up for you at the other doctor's office.
3. Your husband can leave work at 5pm, stop by the grocery store and be home by 5:15.
4. You can visit the finest Italian restaurant in town and when your little girl screams, the hostess offers to hold her while you finish your meal (and it doesn't scare you!).
5. You've visited Applebees 3 times in less than 2 weeks.
6. It takes 8 days for the cable guy to venture out to your house to setup your cable.
7. You find yourself not freaking out when strangers strike up random conversations with you in the line at Walgreens.
8. You get excited when you see there's an Olive Garden under construction.
9. You have to drive to a whole other county to get to a local mall.
10. Your office asks you if 'connectivity is an issue out there' when you say you'll be working from home.